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“We were both in our early 20s. When we got to the bed and breakfast we awkwardly laid on the bed after unpacking and said ‘Sooooo, what do you want to do?’ ‘I don’t know, what do you want to do?’ back and fourth 7 or 8 times. Then we kissed and she put her hands on my chest with me on top of her and told me that this was a lifelong gift she was saving to give to me and didn’t want anyone else to have it. It was the fastest five seconds of my life. We had sex seven times that night, on every surface imaginable. The bed a couple times, the jacuzzi (sorry people who rented room after us), the shower, bathroom counter, floor and in the car. We’re still married 8 years later.”