5. Danced in my underwear at a gay club during pride week.
“Danced in my underwear at a gay club during pride week. It was a pants optional night and me and my also straight friend were the first 2 to drop trou. Then proceeded to get hit on by a gay guy and have to explain I was straight. Gay guy also snapped my undies to peek at my dick, which he loudly approved of to his friends, so thank you, gay man. Wound up taking home a bisexual girl’s phone number. Could have taken her home instead, except we both thought one another were gay and only found the following day we were both down. So I officially did better at my first gay bar than at any other bar or club ever.”
6. I banged him. No homo.
“It was my gay Hispanic friend’s birthday and I forgot he was visiting from Chicago. He’s got a huge crush on me so I banged him. He never found out that I forgot that it was his birthday or that I forgot the gift. No homo.
7. Accidentally bought skim milk.
“I once accidentally bought skim milk instead of whole milk.”
8. I played in a glam-punk band.
“Back in the late 80’s through the mid 90’s I was in what could be described as a ‘glam-punk’ band. So there was a lot of makeup, cross-dressing, and bondage style. We also had a pretty large gay following and none of us in the band were at all uncomfortable flirting with guys even though none of us were even a little gay.”
