31. Played ‘Gay Chicken’ in the Army.
“I was in the Army. We deployed to Camp Leatherneck, an USMC post in Afghanistan. We initially were independent, then my clearance company got rolled under the oversight of 2CEB. Working closely with Marines was very interesting.
We learned of a new game, a game of courageous, wild abandon, wits, that pushed the boundaries in every way imaginable: Gay Chicken.
It’s a very simple thing. Two men (or, I suppose, two women) challenge each other in a series of increasingly Homo-erotic moves/gestures/etc, until one person backs down.
The person who gives up, is Gay, in the pejorative sense.
We, of course, played many a lighthearted game.
One night, sitting in the smoke shack under the desert stars, my Buddy played the game with a Marine.
It went on for two hours.
Army won. The Marines are gay. Even gayer than the Army’s own Cav Scouts.
I watched two “straight men” tongue punch each other for over 33 minutes.
Most awkward, terrifying yet exhilarating time of my life.”
32. Helicopter dicking, naked wrestling, making our sacks look like batwings.
“A bunch of dudes in my dorm and I got drunk/stoned and decided we should take showers. There were 12 of us and 4 shower stalls. Lots of nude shenanigans. Helicopter dicking, naked wrestling, making our sacks look like batwings.
While this was going on, the most flaming gay dude I have ever met came in, said ‘Oh my gawd, straight boys are such faaags.’ And left.
So yeah that’s the gayest thing I’ve done and I let a dude suck my dick once.”
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