24. We genuinely want a better nation, and world, same as you.
“That we get it. We’re a self-obsessed culture, and one that’s getting progressively more liberal and tolerant. No one denies this. But the fact that you demonize us for it drives us nuts. Not every single millennial is an ‘everyone gets a trophy’ child, nor is every person currently under the age of 30 a reactionary idiot who wants to destroy your established family values. We genuinely want a better nation, and world, same as you.
Oh, and on the note of the evils of each generation: Ours may have invented selfie culture, but yours wouldn’t let black people use the same water fountain as you, so I think I’ll sleep easy with my fellow millennials.”
