50 People Describe The Most ‘Redneck’ Thing They’ve Ever Done
1. Ate spam and eggs out of a Frisbee because I ran out of paper plates.
“Eat spam and eggs out of a Frisbee because I ran out of paper plates.”
2. Drunkenly tried to feed a juvenile black bear boiled shrimp by hand.
“Drunkenly trying to feed a juvenile black bear by hand with boiled shrimp from a shrimp cocktail.”
3. I deep-fried a Hot Pocket covered in pancake batter.
“I deep-fried a Hot Pocket covered in pancake batter.”
4. Rode a horse to the convenience store while carrying a revolver.
“I have ridden a horse to the convenience store while carrying a revolver on several occasions.”
5. Got run over by a riding lawnmower while I was riding a dirt bike.
“Got run over by a riding lawnmower while I was riding a dirt bike. Ended up getting thrown into a ditch and breaking my collarbone. Being from Alabama probably doesn’t help, either.”
6. Got too drunk to fish.
“I got too drunk to fish. Then I used an empty bottle to attempt to tomahawk a duck whilst I was reliving myself standing in a boat.”