Ted Pillow

I really think you should start writing; yes, you. You right there.

If the person is deceased, are they flirting? Although all scientific, medical, and legal knowledge points to “no,” 4 out of 5 Insane Clown Posse Juggalos say “yes.”

‘Dazed and Confused’ is my most rewatchable movie.

13. ‘Wilmer Valderrama Presents Yo Momma: The Movie’

2014: GEICO introduces Uma, a loveable anthropomorphic intestinal tapeworm best described as a cross between Jar Jar Binks and Rosie Perez.

‘Kiss Kiss Bang Bang’ arrived like a breath of fresh air, radiating wit and charm.

We’ve said goodbye in driveways, bus stations, and airports, in parking lots and on street corners. Long distance relationships mean always having to say goodbye.

Exactly which holidays are federal holidays and which are just the stupid ones.

Who are these generic nobodies, with their CW Network haircuts and Old Navy smiles, cast in the vaunted roles for which thespians wait a lifetime?

Ickis, Oblina, and Krumm are confounded by the realization that their inescapable realness is the very quality that prevents them from ever achieving true monstrosity.

I also do some of my finest thinking in the tub, by which I mean it’s where I’ve had such perceptive insights as, “I don’t think that’s a freckle…” or “Hey, was that a surprise party or an intervention?”

Known for its cockeyed slant, the Leaning Tower of Penis always looks like it’s battling a strong gale on a windy day.