Ted Pillow

Your friendship was forged in the mystical waters of Lake Natty Light.

You can’t turn your mind off from a never-ending stream of anxious thoughts.

“A dystopian love story in a Texas wasteland and set in a community of cannibals.” WAIT WHAT YES.

This year I will go to the gym six times in January, three times in February, and once in April. On a Wednesday in September, I will opt to take the stairs over the elevator to my 4th floor apartment and experience both a glowing sense of accomplishment and a Charley horse.

You know what they say: Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.

Eating out of a bowl isn’t just for small children, the elderly, and sick people.

The disquieting realization that even Faith Hill can’t save us now.

Watch them — you will not be disappointed.

There’s a reason the most famous Mets fans are comedians – Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Sandler, Jimmy Kimmel, Amy Schumer, Ben Stiller, Ray Romano, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and Jon Stewart just to name a few. To watch this team, particularly in the past decade, you need to be able to find humor in misery.

Find out here!

Have a panic attack in a hammock.

The crazy thing about love is, lots of people aren’t even sure if they are in it or not.

10 Words or Fewer Summary: Masked killers terrorize dysfunctional, asshole family

Live from New York is, not coincidentally, one of many oral histories on this list (for the uninitiated, an oral history is a piece of non-fiction writing culled mostly from interviews with various knowledgeable sources and featuring minimal authorial interjection).

Anxiety is a very convincing argument for “Ignorance is bliss.”

“In a sense, pornography is the most political form of fiction, dealing with how we use and exploit each other, in the most urgent and ruthless way.”

It’s that time of year again – the time of year when you ask me if I’d like to go to the beach with you.

10 Words or Fewer Summary: Iranian female skateboarding vampire…ah, screw it just read below