Ted Pillow

Your friendship was forged in the mystical waters of Lake Natty Light.

You can’t turn your mind off from a never-ending stream of anxious thoughts.

“A dystopian love story in a Texas wasteland and set in a community of cannibals.” WAIT WHAT YES.

This year I will go to the gym six times in January, three times in February, and once in April. On a Wednesday in September, I will opt to take the stairs over the elevator to my 4th floor apartment and experience both a glowing sense of accomplishment and a Charley horse.

You know what they say: Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.

Eating out of a bowl isn’t just for small children, the elderly, and sick people.

The disquieting realization that even Faith Hill can’t save us now.

Watch them — you will not be disappointed.

There’s a reason the most famous Mets fans are comedians – Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Sandler, Jimmy Kimmel, Amy Schumer, Ben Stiller, Ray Romano, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and Jon Stewart just to name a few. To watch this team, particularly in the past decade, you need to be able to find humor in misery.

Find out here!

Have a panic attack in a hammock.

The crazy thing about love is, lots of people aren’t even sure if they are in it or not.