Taylor Sade

“lol”: The context clue they’re sending is that this conversation is not only NOT funny, but also over.

With so little funding to go around and the stuffy conditions a tiny Los Angeles apartment render in the heat of the summer, we have but one choice to keep our quarters cool: open every window we’ve got and leave the two separate ceiling fans running on a continual spin throughout the day.

Does the person who RTs a major media outlet story link within seconds of it being posted really give a hoot? Or, have they just been scouring the web and trying to seem up to date on viral matters?

We’re all living in a world where we’re expected to be up to date on everything, everywhere, all the time, because it’s literally at our fingertips. Well, I’m here to tell you I honestly don’t know a damn thing that’s going on.

Instagram is your stomping grounds once a week and sometimes twice a week, depending how nostalgic you’re feeling.

It’s important that everyone knows you’re down with technology. Plug all your devices in. Be swimming in a sea of cords.

What does that say about you?

Although that seriously awesome joke you made about the Royal Baby went relatively unnoticed (0 RT’s or favs), you are totally connecting with a diverse group of people on a new-aged level.

How many In-N-Out burgers a week is too many In-N-Out burgers?

1. Between Your Car Seat and the Console

I don’t really like you (I’ll shake your hand when I see you in public)

Okay, no more writers block for me then—only wholehearted words of wisdom from now on.