Tatiana Pérez

Guess what, boo? I didn’t want to bang you before you cracked that dude’s head against a wall, and I sure as fuck do not wanna drop trou now.

Carrying a little purse that was completely unnecessary because it had nothing in it.

When you realize you sound exactly like her.

You’re grappling with the idea that you can’t just like…skip work. Unlike class. Wtf.

Nothing jars basic bitches like a queen in all black.

We expect people to be happy. And when they’re unhappy, we assume they’re doing something wrong.

Yes, boo. I was always this crazy.

I crack a pill in half and let it slide down my throat with some blue Gatorade. And just like that, I’m back.

“You make me feel like a kid.”

Masturbating still kinda feels like stroking the devil’s paw.

If your friend didn’t want me to write poorly of him—if he wanted me to pen sweet somethings that reflected all his niceness with poetic splendor—then he shouldn’t have fucked with me.

The courage to do what makes him happy, not what makes him seem manly.