Tatiana Pérez

1. You’re all like, really hot.

Billionaire drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán has escaped from maximum-security prison…again. And this time, he’s live-tweeting the affair.

1. You wear a nameplate necklace, and no, it definitely was NOT inspired by Carrie’s.

RiRi’s “Bitch Better Have My Money” music video is generating HEAT. I’m tuning in to up the ante.

This, boys ‘n’ girls, is how Thirsty Dudes text Boss Ass Bitches.

Send me a screenshot of your search history, and I’ll tell which of these 12 crazy bitches you are.

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: A TIGHT VAGINA DOES NOT A VIRGIN MAKE.

No close cuddling, no warm compliments, no soft hair-stroking or “I love you.” Too weird. Impossibly weird.

Wisdom from the women who made singledom chic.

I’m thrilled by Friday’s Supreme Court injunction, but marriage equality was/is not the most important item on the LGBT activist agenda.

I don’t need (or want) a ring on my finger or a husband in my bed to make be feel valuable or whole. Because I’m a woman, and I have no one but me.

“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.” — Roseanne Barr