1. When he tries to bribe you with weed…

2. …But u already high:

3. When his wit rivals his sex appeal:

4. When u lose that tracking device he planted in u:

5. When he’s shit out of options…so he resorts to texting you Drake lyrics )’:

6. When he’s spontaneous AF!

7. When somebody seriously needs to get this bitch a Dasani (thiiir. stay.):

…Please. Anybody. The Dasani.

8. When he’s just tryna sext midday, and you’re just tryna change the subject:

9. When seasons change, but his love stays the same <3:

10. When you meet him on Grindr, smh:

11. …When you meet him on CZECH Grindr, smFh:

12. When he “forgets” his shoes at your place…???

13. When he literally just wants to keep you in the loop:

14. When he’s literally so obsessed with u rn:

15. When he’s a wee bit slow:

16. When he wants to take you to fuckin’ dinner cuz you’re a lady and he’s a gent:

…Like, seriously. This guy’s a knight in shining fucking armor:

…SERIOUSLY. You’ve got a a red-blooded, strapping mafuckin’ PRINCE CHARMING on ur hands (Seriously. Ur friends can even tag along, u lucky slut!):

17. When HE’s over YOU, and he won’t let you forget it:

…Because he’s actually crazy rn:

Like…actually.

18. When he was “playing shot or text last night…” (yaaa OK):

19. When he’s just got “some stuff” to say, poor thing:

20. When he misses u (criiinge):

21. …When he has a girlfriend…

22. When he’s faaar too nice to fuck with a girl like you:

23. When he just wants to hang…..NO PRESSURE:

24. When he’s harboring some late night regret:

25. When he’s a little confundido:

26. When he’s hopelessly ambitious:

27. And, finally, when he just wants some GD nudes:

Pleeease?:

Aaand that’s all he wrote. Night-night, Thirstiest Boys Of 2015.