Tarrin Andrews

10 Fun Ways To Dump Your Significant Other

Right before they board a long flight. LA to New York? What better way to have them reflect in relative isolation than on a plane filled with strangers and no internet access for 5-6 hours?

A Drunken Night

Back when I was 19 or so and had just gotten off of work, a couple of Australians, a Brit, and a German at my bus stop wanted directions to Hooters, which I gave them.

People Can Be Homes Too

Some people say fear is learned but that’s bullshit. You’re born with it. It’s in your blood, it’s thick in mine.