Tarrin Andrews

It was quite the romance and I was swooning and I think she was too. We kissed and it was magic.

If you check, the night of the 10th was not a full moon, so what took place that evening can only be considered either an accident of chemistry or divine magic.

Always I have felt a step behind. Not in a rushed way, as though I were trying to catch up, but intrinsically behind. Let me explain.

Retail is unavoidable, of course, and with the extensive branding and the corporate folks who seek to engineer a unique customer experience, stores definitely have personalities now.

While I’m a huge fan of being realistic, it needs to be said that being realistic and being cynical is not the same thing.

My fundamental issue is with the actual logic of the events surrounding the so-called original sin. See, I’m of the opinion that Eve didn’t commit the original sin and that the concept itself is flawed.

This isn’t me preaching negativity, it’s the exact opposite.

If you ever want to get an idea of the passage of time and the curious way in which it’s both important and trivial, both tangible and intangible, then log on to your Facebook. I know it sounds like bullshit, but trust me. Log on to Facebook and I’ll tell you about my occasional late night mental hobby.

I often find myself reminding people that technology is not an entity with an agenda.

It’s a natural thing to, as you grow older, feel calmer. This is not to say you’ll feel relaxed about your life, but you’ll be, in a deep way, calmer.

My mother almost lost me / to the sea, / to the law.

Here’s a super easy Myers-Briggs personality test.

Perhaps it’s the way / that your eyes sway / between the dreams / that roll in front of your eyes / like distant scenes / of a time gone by.

Among the ladies, there’s an ongoing popular web joke which really confuses me: “Drake wouldn’t treat me like this.” Which is a wild thing to say because, well, have you heard any of his lyrics? Drake is almost definitely worse than the fuck boy you’re messing around with right now. Don’t believe me?

“Your kidney is always fucked up,” Greg said.

“I know,” Tim said. “But still. It’s a bitch.”

One time my mom and I got into a car accident of sorts. It wasn’t particularly violent or dramatic, it was just bizarre and one of those things after which you think, “Well, how often does that happen to a person, and what if, what if, what if?”

Can he see me / or is his vision too dreamy?

Presenting: New York City, starring New York City.