Top 10 Worst Fruits to Get Blowjobs From
Durians love to perform unseemlily protracted blowjobs, refusing to try any method that doesn't last at least 89 hours, claiming that their spiked exteriors can only be pierced by the nonstop and specific—but easily learnable, reliably safe, and ultimately enjoyable—thrust of an erect penis for 89 hours.
By Tao Lin
10. BLUEBERRY
One stares at a blueberry attempting a blowjob—usually by sort of shyly rolling itself, nearly imperceptibly, up and down the penis’ shaft—and feels only a mild, undemanding, almost soothing sensation of bleakness. This sensation is known as The Blueberry Incentive and is rewarding enough for some to seek out the rare, depraved, debt-ridden blueberry that’s willing to perform oral sex for an exorbitant fee.
