Top 10 Humans to Imagine Making Really Loud Whale Noises
Imagine M.I.A. idly making insanely loud whale noises while jogging through a crowded park on a beautifully sunny day in April or October. Imagine Gucci Mane making attention-seekingly loud whale noises as he brusquely "storms" out of an Office Depot after a 15-minute argument with an employee about the extra costs of reformatting his external…
By Tao Lin
10. Brad Pitt (b. 1963)
Brad Pitt is an American actor who has garnered two Academy Award nominations and four Golden Globe Award nominations. Imagine him comfortably seated on a sofa facing a fireplace leisurely making very loud whale noises after a really nice dinner of scallops, arugula salad, honey-encrusted almonds.
