Sylvie Quinn

“I wander to the bathroom in the middle of the night to pee and find my two roommates in the tub, splashing around and making out…”

He should kiss you everywhere. Lip-locking is great, but kissing isn’t just about mouth-to-mouth action. A true gentleman will worship your body from head to toe—literally—by kissing you in places others have never visited.

You’re the type who aims to please, but you’re not going to shelve your needs altogether in tending to your boyfriend’s.

Real men and women give you a glimpse inside their messed up minds.

When either party farts. And it stinks.

Scorpio: You can’t resist a dirty secret.

Play with a his-and-hers vibrator.

I’m going to let you get rock hard as you stare at me, imagining all the things you want to do to me in bed. But I’m going to make you wonder, just a little, whether or not you’ll actually get laid.

Since you can’t get drunk every single day of your lives, at a certain point you absolutely have to embrace dead sober boning.

“She blowed like a pro.”

There’s no shame in naughty talk if that’s what gets you off.

With all due respect, you are a non-stop cock tease.