Sylvie Quinn

Xertz — (v) to gulp down quickly and greedily

You want to choose something that will fit our baby boy or baby girl perfectly. Here are some heavenly celestial names for your baby:

Pisces: You’re overwhelmed by all the fond memories.

What do you call an award-winning monkey? A chimpion!

How does a 20-something pig hit on someone? They invite them over to Netflix and swill.

I had the best ice pun to tell you. Problem is, it slipped my mind.

How does a wine connoisseur decide what to drink? On a case by case basis.

Have we been to this café before? I’m getting déjà brew.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it could see the salad dressing!

Why did the aging bread roll retire? Her career was already toast!

What do you call a cow on crystal meth?
Beef jerky.

How do you know if a chef is mean?
He beats all the eggs.