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The 15 Best Pig Puns So You Can Hog All The Laughs

How does a 20-something pig hit on someone? They invite them over to Netflix and swill.

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These pig puns will make you laugh out loud. And when you arm yourself with a good pig pun in the company of others, you get to hog all the attention.

1. How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?

They invite them over to Netflix and swill.

2. Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?

He called it “Ham Hocks”.

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4. Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

5. What do you call a Spanish pig?

Porque.

6. Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?

They threw a sowprize party.

7. What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar.

8. How do pigs write top secret messages?

With invisible oink!

9. Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?

She was hogging all the food!

10. Why was the piglet whining.

He was boared out of his brains.

11. What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?

“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”

12. What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?

“Hoofeels hungry?”

13. What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?

Philanthropig

14. What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?

The Olympigs

15. What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?

“Sow what?”

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