75 Weird Words Every Word Nerd Will Appreciate
Some of these words sound funny when you say them out loud, and others are just strange to look at on the page or screen. What these weird words all have in common is that they’re odd in some way or another—and they’re all totally worth adding to your vocabulary.
Agastopia — (n) admiration of a particular part of someone’s body
Argle-bargle — (adj) copious but meaningless talk or writing
Bibble — (v) to drink often; to eat and/or drink noisily
Billingsgate — (n) coarsely abusive language
Blatherskite — (n) a person who talks at great length without making much sense
Bobsy-die — (n) a great deal of fuss or trouble
Borborygmus — (n) a rumbling or gurgling noise in the intestines
Bumfuzzle — (adj) confused, perplexed
Cabotage — (n) coastal navigation; the exclusive right of a country to control the air traffic within its borders
Cacophony — (n) a harsh, discordant mixture of sounds
Cattywampus — (adj) askew
Collywobbles — (n) a bellyache
Conjubilant — (adj) shouting together with joy
Curmudgeon — (n) a bad-tempered person
Doodle Sack — (n) Old English word for bagpipe
Discombobulate — (v) to disconcert of confuse
Deipnophobia — (n) a morbid fear of dinner parties
Dipthong — (n) two vowel sounds joined in one syllable to form one speech sound, e.g. the sounds of “ou” in out and of “oy” in boy
Donkey Engine — (n) a small auxiliary engine on a ship
Dragoman — (n) an interpreter or professional guide for travelers
Erf — (n) a plot of land
Erinaceous — (adj) of, pertaining to, or resembling a hedgehog
Finifugal — (adj) afraid of finishing anything
Fipple — (n) the mouthpiece of a recorder or similar wind instrument
Firman — (n) in Turkey and some other Oriental countries, a decree or mandate issued by the sovereign
Flummox — (v) to perplex someone greatly
Frankenfood — (n) genetically modified food
Fudgel — (v) Pretending to work when you’re not actually doing anything at all
Funambulist — (n) a tightrope walker
Futz — (v) to waste time or busy oneself aimlessly
Gabelle — (n) a tax on salt
Gardyloo — used in Edinburgh as a warning cry when it was customary to throw slops from the windows into the streets
Gibberish — (n) unintelligible or meaningless speech
Gobbledygook — (n) language that is meaningless
Groke — (v) an old Scots term meaning to look at somebody while they’re eating in the hope that they’ll give you some of their food
Grommet — (n) an eyelet of firm material to strengthen or protect an opening or to insulate or protect something passed through it
Gubbins — (n) fish parings or refuse
Halfpace — (n) a platform of a staircase where the stair turns back in exactly the reverse direction of the lower flight
Hullaballoo — (n) a commotion
Ill-willie — (adj) having an unfriendly disposition
Impignorate — (v) to pawn or mortgage something
Jentacular — (adj) pertaining to breakfast
Kakorrhaphiophobia — (n) fear of failure
Kerfuffle — (n) a commotion or fuss
Lackadaisical — (adj) lacking enthusiasm or determination
Lamprophony — (n) loudness and clarity of enunciation
Lollygag — (v) to spend time aimlessly
Macrosmatic — (adj) having a good sense of smell
Meldrop — (n) A drop of mucus at the nose, whether produced by cold or otherwise
Nudiustertian — (n) the day before yesterday
Obelus — (n) the symbol ÷
Octothorpe — (n) the symbol #
Oxter — (n) outdated word meaning “armpit”
Pauciloquent — (adj) uttering few words; brief in speech
Poppycock — (n) nonsense
Quire — (n) two dozen sheets of paper
Quomodocunquizing — (v) making money in any way that you can
Ragamuffin — (n) a person, typically a child, in ragged dirty clothes
Ratoon — (n) a small shoot growing from the root of a plant
Salopettes — (n) high-waisted skiing pants with shoulder straps
Smicker — (v) to look amorously after somebody
Snickersnee — (v) to engage in cut-and-thrust fighting with knives
Sprunt — (v) an old Scottish word meaning to chase girls around among the haystacks after dark
Taradiddle — (n) pretentious nonsense
Tittynope — (n) a small quantity of something left over
Ulotrichous — (adj) having wooly or crispy hair
Valetudinarian — (n) a sickly or weak person, especially one who is constantly and morbidly concerned with his or her health
Whiffler — (n) somebody who walks in front of you through a crowd
Whippersnapper — (n) a young person considered to be presumptuous or overconfident
Widdershins — (adj) adin a left-handed or contrary direction; counterclockwise
Woebegone — (adj) sad or miserable in appearance
Winklepicker — (n) style of shoe or boot in the 1950s with a sharp and long pointed toe
Xertz — (v) to gulp down quickly and greedily
Yarborough — (n) hand of cards containing no card above a nine
Zoanthropy — (n) delusion of a person who believes himself changed into an animal