Suwen Tan
I write to deal with existential crises about my day job.
Face It: You’re Addicted To Pants
You wanted a new pair of pants. You wanted to be free.
A Love Letter To Hummus
I don’t even like nacho cheese Doritos but with hummus? It was magic.
Read This When You’ve Dropped Your Phone Once Again
It’s okay. I know you just dropped your phone but I promise it will be alright.
How To Meal Prep
Step 4: Take ingredients out on the last feasible day of respectable use. Question your value as a human being.
It’s Time We All Recognize That There’s Nothing Good About Rice
Give me a noodle any day.
I Can’t Stop Grocery Shopping (I’m Not Kidding)
It seems so harmless, so innocent, doesn’t it? It’s grocery shopping, a chore, a suburban drudgery. But for me it’s become both a source of too much joy and the bane of my existence. Alcoholics can swear off alcohol. They can stop going to places that serve it. But how can I stop grocery shopping?
Resting Bitch Face Is A Blessing In Disguise
It seems unjust that people should think I’m a bitch based on something completely out of my control. Actions speak louder than words and they should speak louder than faces, too.
This Is What REALLY Happens When You Hike For 5 Days In The Mountains With No Shower
I was still all, “Personal challenge. Must not shower. Build character. BUILD CHARACTER!” even as I watched everyone else traipse gleefully off to their steamy water hugs.