Summer Cartigan

4. “Hey.”

1. It turns out that if you feel like you can’t trust them but you snoop through their messages, you’re the untrustworthy one.

Don’t be ashamed about using sex toys — even as I write this in the cafe on my campus I am getting death stares from old people. Whatever, they’re just jealous because they’re not having orgasms like I am!

Determined to spice things up I tried to talk to him about it. I told him we could role play or try different positions or whatever else we could think of together. And he freaked out — totally lost it. I knew he would.