Stephanie Karina

4. Do not make out (or “make out”) with anyone if you aren’t prepared to see him or her on campus all the time afterwards and exchange awkward hellos, as social niceties require.

Boys is a highly anticipated new television series that will premiere on cable networks across the country sometime in the near future.

Last night’s season three premiere of Girls (“Females Only”) proves that the TV world’s favorite millennials-slash-toddlers defy the laws of aging.

There is a wonderful café in Bastille, an area in Paris’ 11th arrondisement — a neighborhood near the city’s center.

For those of you who are sick of the same three songs that seem to play at every club, party, or casual Flip Cup session you attend, here is a playlist of 14 fresh club and EDM tracks that will pump you up and let you work on that fist pump for this weekend.

4. Spend an hour carefully applying your make-up so that you look as though you aren’t wearing any.

2. Father John Misty

The media grossly pressures you into adopting certain standards of beauty that are unattainable, save for a few lucky souls who have won the genetic lottery.

Have your cake, eat it, and don’t worry about anyone else’s cake.

“I’m still a vegetarian, you know. The breading is just, like, flour. This doesn’t negate my vegetarianism.”

David loaded his slingshot with pebbles and aimed it at Goliath’s head, hardly daring for anything short of a miracle. Surprising to all, the latter came crashing down in one fell swoop.

You are a coward. You are a hypocrite. You are terrified to let her go, but you are afraid she is too good for you.