Stephanie Karina

7. Befriend the kid in the slayer shirt who sits at the back of your english class.

7. Don’t Immediately Look For A Rebound.

The Bachelorette is, at heart, an inadvertently genius piece of television.

The solution is not to stick your face into a pint of Ben and Jerry’s (we’ve all been there). Instead, it is to learn how to embrace hook-up culture for what it is; that way, you’ll have fun instead of consistently getting hurt.

“I just want to play my acoustic stuff,” you said. But your acoustic stuff wouldn’t sell; it didn’t adhere to the image you were trying to create of yourself as an artist.