Stephanie Karina

You used to obsess over the phrasing in text messages you sent to boys you liked. Now, you obsess over whether to put “best” or “kind regards” at the end of emails you send to colleagues you want to like you.

Am I embarrassed for knowing most of her songs by heart even though I’m approximately six years older than her target demographic? Not. At. All.

Here’s to you, Atlanta, and here are 15 reasons to love you.

So, here we are once again, wondering if Clinton is — or could be — fit to serve as the next leader of the free world.

Carrie Bradshaw is obnoxious.

Unlike much of the brain-rot on TV these days, Orphan Black makes you think.

Friends should be able to discuss their relationships with one another, but he might have more than friendly feelings towards you.

1. Delta Spirit, Delta Spirit (2012)

If you were going to rate yourself on a scale from 0 to 10, what rating would you get? A 5.7? A 7.8? A 4.2, if you’re bloated from eating too much at dinner last night?

8. Don’t even try to lie about it. For a period of time (no matter how brief it was), you popped your collar. In earnest.

6. Get closure with that one ex you still refuse to let go — the on-and-off ex that you partially hate but sometimes hope to end up marrying.

“Oh my god,” she squealed in recognition. “Ha, I went to one of her shows in middle school or something. I remember, I even got her autograph afterwards.”

Two weeks ago, the U.S. Department of Education released a list of universities and colleges that it is currently investigating for Title IX violations. With notable names ranging from Harvard University to Sarah Lawrence College, the list includes 55 elite institutions, including the one that I currently attend.

The term “Senior Washed Up Girl” started at Yale University last year. Since then, it has come to signify the young women everywhere who — during their senior years — are not quite ready for the Real World but are so over college.

5. Download 2048 on your phone at the behest of your friend who is a borderline 2048 addict. Play 22 games in succession.

4. If you happen to look up and catch him staring at you during class, he will either immediately look away or smile at you — his move of choice depends on how shy he is.

Though there is a convenience store two blocks away from your college library, purposefully kill some extra time by heading in the opposite direction — toward the one that is twice as far away. You deserve a break, anyways.

“Has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like Mr. Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants? Only when you squint and make that face — the one I really hate.”