Stephanie Karina

You used to obsess over the phrasing in text messages you sent to boys you liked. Now, you obsess over whether to put “best” or “kind regards” at the end of emails you send to colleagues you want to like you.

Am I embarrassed for knowing most of her songs by heart even though I’m approximately six years older than her target demographic? Not. At. All.

Here’s to you, Atlanta, and here are 15 reasons to love you.

So, here we are once again, wondering if Clinton is — or could be — fit to serve as the next leader of the free world.

Carrie Bradshaw is obnoxious.

Unlike much of the brain-rot on TV these days, Orphan Black makes you think.

Friends should be able to discuss their relationships with one another, but he might have more than friendly feelings towards you.

1. Delta Spirit, Delta Spirit (2012)

If you were going to rate yourself on a scale from 0 to 10, what rating would you get? A 5.7? A 7.8? A 4.2, if you’re bloated from eating too much at dinner last night?

8. Don’t even try to lie about it. For a period of time (no matter how brief it was), you popped your collar. In earnest.

6. Get closure with that one ex you still refuse to let go — the on-and-off ex that you partially hate but sometimes hope to end up marrying.

“Oh my god,” she squealed in recognition. “Ha, I went to one of her shows in middle school or something. I remember, I even got her autograph afterwards.”