Stephanie Harris

Now you know why her hair was so big.

If you have these, you’re officially a real functioning member of society — well, sort of.

We got into the discussion of which is worse: a small one or an extra large one?

I truly hate working out, but it was either that or invest in some elastic waist pants since mine were leaving such deep indentations, one may think I was trying to start some new body modification trend.

I never understood the concept of leaving negative comments, anonymously or not, on someone’s creative outlet.

Last night I was having a conversation with a guy friend of mine regarding a girl he has been seeing who, according to his stories, is bat shit crazy.

“Is it hot in here or just me?”

Hello everyone. It’s your favorite time of the month. No, guys it’s not “blow job week” (or the less exciting way women refer to it: our periods). It’s story time!

“I am going to eat a burrito the size of my head later!”

Maybe Chicago is actually out of eligible bachelors or maybe the dating grass really is greener on the other side.

I may not know how to do a perfect “cat eye” or even just how to keep my eyeliner on my eyes and off my cheeks a la Alice Cooper, but I do know a few things every woman should know.

If you haven’t already learned from every previous New Years’ of your life that resolutions do not work, then maybe you would also like to lend some money to this Nigerian prince I know who will totally pay you back three fold.