Stephanie Georgopulos
5 Conversations I Don’t Want To Have Anymore
What the hell am I supposed to say to a story about someone I don’t know? “Ooh, Karen is moving to Chicago? That’s so… Karen of her!”
Vivid Memories Of People I Will Never See Again
His room looked like a home office, a bedroom a depressed adult would make for himself — blue wall-to-wall carpeting and tidy shelves where the books and toys sat sterile and untouched.
Haikus For The Modern Internet Persona
According to Klout
I’m influential in ‘Cats’
just like everyone
A Checklist For Your Breakup
Explain to your parents that they will never again see the person you begrudgingly introduced them to, the person whose business card clings to their refrigerator in case of emergencies, the person whose food allergies they cooked around.
A 50+ Song Playlist For A Woman Scorned
Getting burned by the person you’re dating sucks, but your consolation prize is free license to OD on angry chick music for the next 6-8… years.
Where To Fall In Love
Maybe fall in love all new age in a place the naked eye can’t see, through networks and phone lines, through wires and currents.
A 200+ Song 90s Hip-Hop Playlist
After getting all cotton candy on y’all last week with the boy band business, I figured this week’s playlist should go a bit harder.
What Should We Believe In?
If you’re an atheist, you might’ve read that quote and immediately thought of radical Christianity, Islam, you name it. Maybe you thought of the Tea Party or Birthers or the far, far left. But what are your strongest beliefs?
Bummer Summer
Besides royally pissing off my parents, this revelation left a huge stain on my ego. I felt like walking around wearing a sandwich board styled after Alfred E. Neuman that read, “What — me, summer school?” Because you have to understand — the rules did not apply to me.
What You Can Do Instead Of Loving Someone You Can’t Be With
Why not begin running, learn to get away, and fast. Or you could read a few novels, is there a more efficient way to stack your life with characters who will eventually leave?
Dewar’s And TED Partner To Make Beautiful Music Together
In a move that was certainly not the product of drunk inspiration, TED and iconic whisky purveyors Dewar’s have partnered up.
10 Things Hair Salon Employees Will Remember About How You Act At The Hair Salon
Despite all of the glaring similarities, a hair salon is not a used car lot.
5 Beautiful Places To Spend Time Online
Scroll Kit is an intuitive web app that allows even the most CSS-challenged of web users to create stunning, scrolling websites.
Questions I Have For People In Relationships
It’s funny, because I used to be one of you; all sweaty-palmed and dinner-dated and loved. I was there, where you are, passing holidays at my parents’ house in the bathroom, tapping out Morse code I wishes and I misses to whomever I was sharing a bed and a heart with that year.
A 130+ Song Boy Band Playlist
If the members play their own instruments, are they exempt from boy band status? What about R&B groups? Is perfectly coiffed hair a requisite? It’s confusing.
9 Songs That Redeem All Boy Bands
There is something so dorky and earnest about Westlife as a group that I actually believe they never want to see me cry, treat me bad, cause me pain, etc.
“Call Me Maybe” On Crack: A Cappella And Exponentially Layered
It’s half-grating and half-brilliant and all-makes me want to get high and watch fireworks.
7 Songs That Make Me Question The Integrity Of 90s Boy Bands
That song speaks truth. That song is self-aware. You know what song is the opposite of that song? “All Or Nothing” by O-Town.