Stephanie Georgopulos

Nothing gets people talking like bringing a salad in for lunch. How come when I was ordering a burrito every day, no one raised an eyebrow?

Viserys, like Theon Greyjoy, views himself a disenfranchised white person and thus, listens to music that reflects his “non-status” in the world: Insane Clown Posse.

Because Joffrey has no respect for his elders, his taste is doomed to be both contemporary and predictable.

Where most teenagers, men, and people in general fail, Pacey triumphed. He was selfless.

You’re never going to eat that much tuna, are you?

Breakup sex is something both people have to agree to. You can’t just go in there and sneakily acquire the breakup sex and then notify the person once you’ve come.

You’re looking at me like I’ve got two heads. I know you went to state school, Linda, but I don’t believe in edu-normativity so I’m not letting you off easy here. You know what normatives are and how evil they are. You don’t? Okay… well. Truth is, I’m not quite sure what they are, either.

Just because something looks pretty hanging in your closet doesn’t mean it looks pretty on you. You know it. I know it.

And so when I hear people talking about how difficult it is to become a “real person” or about how they’re not ready to do “adult things,” I wonder why they have the expectation that these are things that just happen.

Harry’s very clearly a family man — and while his parenting skills are uh… questionable, there’s no doubt that his decisions have been based on protecting his family at any cost.

Get a real email address. Even if you don’t plan on going corporate when you graduate, trust that your high school moniker does not translate in the real world. No one wants to hire, date, or bang Sk8erG33k99@aim.com.

“You’re still watching Gossip Girl?” one girl asked as though I’d just told everyone I was on a strict cat food diet.