Stephanie Georgopulos
Someone Call The PC Police! I Don’t Understand Gender-Normativity
You’re looking at me like I’ve got two heads. I know you went to state school, Linda, but I don’t believe in edu-normativity so I’m not letting you off easy here. You know what normatives are and how evil they are. You don’t? Okay… well. Truth is, I’m not quite sure what they are, either.
How To Look Like A Million Bucks When You’re Broke As Hell
Just because something looks pretty hanging in your closet doesn’t mean it looks pretty on you. You know it. I know it.
You’re Not A Child, You’re Not An Adult, You’re Just You
And so when I hear people talking about how difficult it is to become a “real person” or about how they’re not ready to do “adult things,” I wonder why they have the expectation that these are things that just happen.
10 Characters From Dexter And Whether Or Not You Should Marry Them
Harry’s very clearly a family man — and while his parenting skills are uh… questionable, there’s no doubt that his decisions have been based on protecting his family at any cost.
23 Earnest, Totally Legitimate Pieces Of Advice For College Students
Get a real email address. Even if you don’t plan on going corporate when you graduate, trust that your high school moniker does not translate in the real world. No one wants to hire, date, or bang Sk8erG33k99@aim.com.
Why I’m Still Watching Gossip Girl (Even Though Nobody Else Is)
“You’re still watching Gossip Girl?” one girl asked as though I’d just told everyone I was on a strict cat food diet.
New Rules Regarding Tampons
Can we get a commercial where a woman’s period doesn’t completely incapacitate her until she finds the “perfect” tampon? I’m just an average Jill, not freaking Goldilocks. Any tampon will do.
The Standards On This Public Bus Are Not Low Enough
And Miss? Is that your peaceful baby fast asleep in its stroller? You mind stirring it up a little? Don’t shake it too hard. I’ve seen CSI, I know how that ends. Just give it a jingle-jangle so that it sobs a bit.
I Will Forget You
You and I both know you left ghosts behind, but they seem to have found someone new to haunt. Maybe it’s you.
10 Things You’re Not Allowed To Do At Your Office Job
You see this coke bump of sugar, here? How about the Lake Superior of coffee you left behind? I love modern art as much as the next girl, but I draw the line at abstract coffee grinds.
How To Talk To Someone You Love (?)
What’s more difficult than that is saying I love you aloud, especially if someone else is listening.
15 Awesome Songs About Infidelity
Ladies! The boy is no one’s property. Also, you should be blaming the dude for the confusion, not each other. Wasn’t this song released in 1998, the Year of Girl Power?
Is This Hell, Or Are All Of My Facebook Friends Actually Engaged?
Enough about married people. You guys already had your moment (and it was beautiful, it really was — hope you’re using that colander!) but it’s not about you anymore. It’s about engagements!
17 Truths About Breakups
It’s OK to stay in touch with your ex’s friends, but don’t be a freaking menace about it.
Pictures Of Us Exist That We Will Never See
Maybe they don’t even notice you standing back there — your eyes swimming in shadow; your features out of focus.
Possible Reasons Your Text Message Has Gone Unanswered
And while we’re on the subject of manners, maybe this person — this curious creature — is spending time with someone they enjoy. Maybe they think it’s rude to pause the conversation every so often to check their phone.
Why You’re Not Going To Get Any Work Done Today
How can anyone be expected to respond to an email when it looks like the sky was painted with the literal tears of Jesus?
If Twitter Bios Told The Truth
“I work in marketing and it’s taking over my life, I don’t know how turn it off, seriously, someone send help.”