Stephanie Georgopulos
If You Don’t Have Girl Friends, I Feel Sorry For You
“Guys don’t cause drama,” they say. “Girls are catty/ jealous of me/ the devil,” they say. To those girls, I have a response: the problem is you, not every other woman in the universe.
How To Grow Up When You Don’t Really Want To
Cancel dates at the last minute because your boss needs you. Google, “Stockholm Syndome.”
Questions I Have About Social Etiquette
Even though I believe you when you tell me we’ve already met several times, is it OK to tell you outright that I don’t remember you?
Four Stories: Intel, W Hotels & Roman Coppola Make Short Films, Vol. 4
Roman Coppola and his production company, The Directors Bureau, matched the winning screenplays with up-and-coming directors and actors, while W Hotels provided some of their most exotic locations for shooting.
Good News! I’m Done Hating You Now
Here’s a secret. Ever since that bond of trust was broken? I gotta tell you that I’ve hated your guts. I’ve hated you to the point that my number one fantasy was kidnapping you and shipping you to a remote island with no WiFi.
Telling Women What To Do With Their Bodies Is Getting Old. Let’s Tell Them What To Do About Their Hygiene, Instead!
Either way, women have the right to rock facial hair every month of the year, like that even needs to be said. I repeat: we can do what we want with our bodies. Our bodies.
Things I Thought Were A Big Deal, That Turned Out Not To Be
As a child I flew often, but my courage faded like swollen cheeks and knobby knees and other marks of youth that I never counted on losing, and after that there was nothing I could do.
A Playlist Of Walking Songs
Everyone has their walking songs, I think. They’re the songs that put a groove in your step, the songs that make you feel like you’re in a motion picture feature starring you and your car-less, boring life.
If Voicemail Greetings Were Honest
“Here’s an abrasive reggaeton song in lieu of an actual message because I am trapped in 2002. Send help! JK, don’t.”
What I Think About When It’s Very Dark Out, And I’m Walking Home Alone, And I’m A Woman
The tip of this umbrella is sharp and could probably draw blood if applied correctly and the rest of the umbrella isn’t so bad itself; when it’s all closed and buttoned-up it’s just like a real weapon.
Jobs I Wanted, Based On Their Portrayal In 90s TV Shows & Movies
It’s unfortunate that Josie Grossie suffered an existential meltdown for what could’ve been a pretty rad assignment.
Confidentiality Agreement For Bartenders
Bartender shall use the Confidential Information only to evaluate if Discloser is deserving of buy backs (“Sad and Pitiful”) or will likely need to be forcibly removed from the premises later in the evening (“I Saw This Coming When She Started Talking About Her Ovarian Cysts.”)
Things I Miss Most When On A Diet
Nothing gets people talking like bringing a salad in for lunch. How come when I was ordering a burrito every day, no one raised an eyebrow?
What Music Game Of Thrones Characters Would Listen To, If They Were Alive Today, Part 2
Viserys, like Theon Greyjoy, views himself a disenfranchised white person and thus, listens to music that reflects his “non-status” in the world: Insane Clown Posse.
What Music Game Of Thrones Characters Would Listen To, If They Were Alive Today, Part 1
Because Joffrey has no respect for his elders, his taste is doomed to be both contemporary and predictable.
Pacey Witter Is My Dream Man
Where most teenagers, men, and people in general fail, Pacey triumphed. He was selfless.
10 Ways To Not Waste This Weekend, If You Want To Help Hurricane Victims
You’re never going to eat that much tuna, are you?
Worst Ways To Be Broken Up With
Breakup sex is something both people have to agree to. You can’t just go in there and sneakily acquire the breakup sex and then notify the person once you’ve come.