Stephanie Georgopulos

I know 90s email chain letters and sex ed taught us otherwise, but chlamydia doesn’t always look like a molded piece of broccoli vomiting up blood clots.

Nothing says, “I know what I’m doing, okay?!” than someone who knows what to order at the bar.

In 1999, nothing was chicer — or more contrived — than writing an anthem about the biggest New Year’s event EVER (or, since the late 19th century).

I cried a little for the people I didn’t know, because a wedding is a wedding and weddings are intimate, whether you belong there or not.

It’s Valentine’s Day! And that means lots of things to lots of people.

The truthers are to President Obama as the rich, angry Capesiders are to Principal Green.

Come back to the future, Marty McFly.

While the camp and cheese that was a Sex and the City (and Carrie) staple worked in the late 90s and early 2000s, it feels a little too optimistic and corny in 2013.

When I was 10, Martin Luther King Day became the day my grandma died.

I’m sorry, but using the word ‘privilege’ to describe everyone who doesn’t have a problem that specifically validates your own personal agenda is insulting.

This isn’t a story about my lies; it’s a story about someone else’s.

This is a letter from British food critic Giles Coren to his editors, who tinkered with the last sentence of one of his articles.

I asked if he would come back upstairs to kiss me at midnight and he said yes. I asked if he would sleep next to me and he said no.

But on this particular night, my brother was not home and this was how I liked him best, not just because there was no one around to argue with but because I could read his journals.

We found a Russian or a Polish or an Irish restaurant that moonlighted as a pub and it was empty so we made it ours.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s a relationship.

There are only so many episodes of Law and Order: SVU a girl can watch before she starts going a little stir crazy.

Unlike 70% of would-be great TV shows, Gossip Girl knew what its audience wanted.