Stephanie Georgopulos

What the hell am I supposed to say to a story about someone I don’t know? “Ooh, Karen is moving to Chicago? That’s so… Karen of her!”

His room looked like a home office, a bedroom a depressed adult would make for himself — blue wall-to-wall carpeting and tidy shelves where the books and toys sat sterile and untouched.

According to Klout
I’m influential in ‘Cats’
just like everyone

Explain to your parents that they will never again see the person you begrudgingly introduced them to, the person whose business card clings to their refrigerator in case of emergencies, the person whose food allergies they cooked around.

Getting burned by the person you’re dating sucks, but your consolation prize is free license to OD on angry chick music for the next 6-8… years.

Maybe fall in love all new age in a place the naked eye can’t see, through networks and phone lines, through wires and currents.

After getting all cotton candy on y’all last week with the boy band business, I figured this week’s playlist should go a bit harder.

If you’re an atheist, you might’ve read that quote and immediately thought of radical Christianity, Islam, you name it. Maybe you thought of the Tea Party or Birthers or the far, far left. But what are your strongest beliefs?

Besides royally pissing off my parents, this revelation left a huge stain on my ego. I felt like walking around wearing a sandwich board styled after Alfred E. Neuman that read, “What — me, summer school?” Because you have to understand — the rules did not apply to me.

Why not begin running, learn to get away, and fast. Or you could read a few novels, is there a more efficient way to stack your life with characters who will eventually leave?

In a move that was certainly not the product of drunk inspiration, TED and iconic whisky purveyors Dewar’s have partnered up.

Despite all of the glaring similarities, a hair salon is not a used car lot.