Band Names Looking For A Good Home

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The Hypnic Jerks

Harumph!

My Share of the Dildo

Animals for Feminist Research

The Not Hardly’s

Flounder Pound

Riff Medusae

Amelior Ltd.

Clambake

I Heart Tabitha’s Dick

The Young Men

The Puff Puff Gives

The Bruits

Idling Zamboni

Sodomize God

Apres Chier (my favorite)

Hipsters on Fire

The Bitch Tits

The Imperfections

The Bro Mos

Todd’s Having a Yard Sale

Deiphagy

Dash Goodwood & the Knobs of Doom Thought Catalog Logo Mark


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