Stacey Piatkowski

I promise that your instructor will welcome the visit and remember you. This comes in handy when a grade is teetering between a letter grade and you really need that professor to round up or when you’re getting ready to apply for grad school and need what seems like an endless amount of letters of rec.

I don’t care if someone said they’d spend the night and you took that to mean something more. If someone doesn’t want to have sex with you – tough luck.

I promise I understand how you’re feeling right now. You’re a complete shit storm of all feelings. You’re worried – “Will they ever make a decision?” You’re still somewhat optimistic – “Hey, this could still go my way.” You’re angry – “If they don’t know by now, what in the fuck am I doing?”

Oh, co-workers. You’re paid to interact with these people 40+ hours a week and even if you were paid in gold, you’re still not sure it’d be worth it.

This is what we all want, right ladies? We want the guy who walked away from us to wake up one day and realize what a terrible mistake he made.

I’ve been on both the dating and job hunt, I’ve began to notice how similar the two are. Here are my findings…

It was beautiful outside this past weekend. You know, those rare, early spring days when the sun is shining for the first time in weeks – like really shining.

1. The guy you’ll go out with for 3 minutes

I’ve just begun adjusting to the idea that my friends are planning and trying to get pregnant. I haven’t had enough time to get ready for these plans to turn into reality and these realities to turn into sonograms and these sonograms to turn into real, live, babies.