Stacey Becker

Be healthy, but not obsessive.

Every moment of peace is quickly followed by torturous worry and/or guilt.

The eternal college bro.

Stop looking for the better deal.

If she wants flowers, she’ll plant a garden. Flattery, chocolates and jewelry are always nice, but she doesn’t need them to feel good about herself.

How certain can I be that they’ll put the right embryo back in me?

You don’t have time for bullshit, and the friends you make in your 30s don’t, either.

Your future partner: If you find the one and fall in love in your 20s, what will have to look forward to in your 30s besides children, work, and taxes?

He seems more and more attractive the more you get to know him. His personality explodes into his looks.

A man you date likes to dream. The man you’re meant to marry is already the man he wants to be.

First, it started taking flash photography of my very messy bedroom, judging my slobbish tendencies and giving me a literal view of my own failures to maintain an orderly Feng Shui master bedroom where anything romantic could take place.

He looked me straight in the eye just a few weeks ago and said, “I love you,” so how could he change his mind so quickly?