Sophie Martin

Let’s all say a prayer for the retail workers who have come into her gum-smacking, bleach-blonde rant.

Back in college, my boyfriend needed to watch porn while we did it. I wasn’t too sexually experienced at the time, assumed it was somewhat normal, but was a bit horrified that he was eventually gonna expect me to do what was going on in the videos.

Now that you’re starting to actually work in professional environments, you understand that a suit every day isn’t actually necessary, and the key is learning to mix cheapo pieces with a few well-made staples.

My boyfriend loves to control me, and I really love to be controlled. Basically our whole life is like one extended form of foreplay

The hottest sex talk is always the kind that makes you both extremely turned on and embarrassed when you think about it the next day.

He went on to be convicted of rape and the murder of at least five women in California.

It’s been a while since we’ve had a cringeworthy music video to talk about, and country (ish?) artist RaeLynn has come through to fill that void with this super-regressive song about how girls are there to give guys someone to…

We’ve all been there, honey!

You be the judge.

Every time someone complains about the lack of “strong female characters” on TV, it’s all you can do not to shake them and be like “But look at Linden!! Why aren’t you watching Linden?? She is all the ‘strong, complex female character’ anyone could ever ask for.”

The feeling of being really self-conscious about your height in relation to your guy’s is awful.

Someone—or something—had torn open their mail, spread clothing throughout the house, and smeared lotion on a door handle.