How You Respond To Being Told To ‘Be More Ladylike’, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Aries

“Okay but my personality is LITERALLY a penis so I don’t see how that’s gonna work.”

Taurus

“Does that mean you’ll let me go to the mall again?”

Gemini

“If I’m a lady you’re a snake buh-bye.”

Cancer

“Okay so somehow I’m the momfriend but not ladylike enough for you.

Okay. Alright. I make brownies for your dumbass and this is what I get.

Okay. Alright.”

Leo

“I’m a Queen I don’t need this.”

Virgo

“What even IS being ladylike? What do you mean by that?”

Libra

“I don’t like that you want me to follow your intense standards on women.”

Scorpio

“If I wear a dress will you leave me alone?”

Sagittarius

“No thanks, I don’t feel like doing that. I’ll say what I want when I want. Fuck you, fuck your standards. Fuck that.”

Capricorn

“Are you telling me I’m not perfect the way I am??? Because you’re wrong.”

Aquarius

“Why? So I can fall under your intense bullshit and society can control my views and how I act? So I can be contained and not be the forceful wind that I am? Darling, I’m a motherfucking hurricane and I will never be subdued.”

Pisces

“Please shut up, you’re being an ass.”