Shawn Binder

Hey, hon! Glad to have you back.

The most haunting moment by far is when a man named Gene simply lets himself fall backwards off the bridge as a voiceover of his friend narrates, “maybe he just wanted to fly.” Absolutely haunting.

Tell me you can’t make someone smile if you blast ‘Get Low’ by Lil’ Jon and start dancing around them.

Sarah Paulson, no! Your gorgeous face. Your eyesight :( *dries fan boy tears*

Enjoy every second of it because in the end, we’re all life’s bitch

People actually get their “rocks” off to this shit.

He snores loudly and farts in his sleep. Sometimes he even steals the covers but he lets me big little spoon so I stifle the urge to smother him with a hypoallergenic pillow.

Who’s the baddest witch in town?

We compartmentalize ourselves into groups — masc., fem, top, bottom, verse, twink, bears, otters because it’s no longer enough for us to be human and homosexual.

I didn’t come out of the closet gracefully. No, I tripped out of the closet.

Discuss. Be lovely. Stick with this weird little man till the end. He makes it all come together. Remember that we’re all alive at the same time.

Really, AHS writers? Incest? We had to go there?