Shawn Binder
eBook ‘Everything Is Embarrassing’ out in 2014.
When Did Question-Shaming Become Okay?
It is so easy to slap someone down when they seem to be outside the group looking in. It may seem like they’re harmfully critiquing groups and only wish to harm those they’re observing.
The Celebrity Sex-Tape Drinking Game
*Any player who says “That’s hot” while watching One Night In Paris must immediately consume three shots and then promptly go sit in a fucking corner.
13 Perfect Dylan O’Brien Quotes That Made Me Love Him
So basically like strip clubs and Quidditch, that’s what I think an internship consists of.
Our Illusional Internet Love Lives
Do you like Stevie Nicks? Do you like sushi? Yes? You’re practically my soul mate! Here is the link to my Instagram account and a picture of my hard cock.
Thoughts On American Horror Story Coven: Week 2
Can we give Jessica Lange her Emmy already?
Thoughts On American Horror Story: Coven: Week 1
Bates smears blood from a harvested pancreas all over her face in some truly fucked-up Elizabeth Bathory shit.
The Porn And Pasta Party
The porn playing on the TV was a grainy one from the early 90s in which the mechanic was not only fixing a man’s ignition, but helping him with his boner.
There Is A Target On Your Back
There is a fine line between being confident in your craft, and being complacent in it. The second you think you have secured a spot for yourself in the field you love, there will always be dozens shortly behind you vying for the crown.
Become An Island
At times, life will hand you a giant, stinking bag of shit and as much as you’d like to hand it back and say, “No thanks, babe- you have it,” you won’t be able to.
Painfully In Love
Memories always have a way of being perfectly recalled during times when you wish you could bury them so deep they are dissolved by the magma center of Earth.
When People Come Back Into Your Life
You’ll wake up one day to find the connections that kept you attached to someone are so deeply severed they can never be completely repaired.
10 Dave Franco Quotes That Made Me Love Him
If she doesn’t like my cats it’s kind of a deal breaker.
The Rage Within Me
No, the tears of those who dare to challenge you are also your nourishment. Don’t be vengeful, be better.
Keep Your Racism Off Social Media
Mandy Thurston, you’re the reason we can’t have nice things.
I’m Not Ready To Have A Kid, And That’s OK
I am in no way ready to start raising a child at this moment in time. I can only begin to fathom the amount of responsibility taking care of another life would be. This morning I ate a stale bag of pretzels I found in the backseat of my car for breakfast.
Stop Comparing Yourself To Other People
The world is so fucking confusing and there is no correct path for anyone, so it’s hopeless trying to make sense of your life if the scope of someone else.
There Is No Wrong Way To Feel After A Breakup
After a breakup I don’t feel like showering or working out or eating anything other than ramen smothered in sriracha sauce.
I Would F*ck A “Social Justice” Guy
Decent human beings get me hot and heavy.