Shawn Binder
eBook ‘Everything Is Embarrassing’ out in 2014.
How To Make Gay Friends
Wonder if all the gay men you were promised when you came out are hiding on the closed set of a Britney Spears’ music video.
9 Things Gay Men Shouldn’t Have To Justify To Anyone
If I want to eat this entire pizza and milkshake, don’t shame me with your eyes or remind me of how many crunches i’ll need to do to keep my body in tip-top-twink form.
The Bravest Thing In Love
We’re taught we should be bold and passionate by bringing our loves flowers and making grand gestures like standing in the rain with a boom-box over our heads like John Cusack in, “Say Anything…”
5 Ways To Keep Your Roommates From Driving You Insane
Go Lindsay-Lohan-Parent-Trap style on their ass and move all their furniture onto the roof.
Will You Love Me?
Will you stand by me if I grow old and tired, or begin to wither away before your eyes before i’m ready.
Here’s What You Need To Know About Your Final Semester At College
Check your calendar, then check it again. Realize that, “the time of your life,” is slowly drawing to a close. Remind yourself that you’re actually just getting starting.
Recapping ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Week 9
I’m convinced that Angela Bassett is a witch for being able to look that good at the age of 55.
Dating While Broke: 5 Affordable Ideas
Anyone who thinks they are too good for casual Tex-Mex dining is suspect, in my opinion.
Recapping ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Week 8
Not sure which is worse, having a boyfriend who cheats or a boyfriend who systematically plots to slaughter all my witch friends.
11 Observations From A Former Movie Theater Employee
I’ve caught two teenagers fucking inside the theater for ‘The Crazies.’ Sort of poetic, really.
This Is How You Lose Me
You’ve stopped squeezing my hand three times like we practiced for when we’re out in public and you want to silently tell me ‘I love you.’
6 Ways To Enjoy A ‘Mental Health Day’
If this is your mental health day; there is no room for your body insecurities on the couch.