Cher’s Twitter Is The Darkest Of Fever Dreams
Dear Cher’s publicist,
Hon, I don’t know what decade you’re living in…but apparently it is one in which no one told you celebrity twitter accounts need to be managed. You may be taking a really long nap, you may not even know what a Tweet is, but I would just like to say #BlessYou. Thank you for allowing Cher free reign on her social media presence. It is a true testament that her twitter feed is the last authentic and genuine celebrity twitter account there is. You can tell it is completely authentic because these tweets are so incoherent and nonsensical there is no one anyone would write these as a PR move. Thank you, thank you. Reading these tweets is kind of like being in a fever dream. The good kind, though. 
Whats going on with mycareer
— Cher (@cher) August 18, 2012
I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna’s birthday?
— Cher (@cher) August 21, 2012
Also am not High or drunk thank u very much !
— Cher (@cher) July 31, 2012
Oh SHIT GUMMY BEARS fk
— Cher (@cher) July 27, 2012
Never thought Id block ppl,I once loved,but I am getting REALLY FKNG CLOSE😡This is my last warning! I have NO PATIENCE 4 HATERS,LOVE OR GO
— Cher (@cher) May 31, 2014
omg!This was so hysterical😂Last nite I changed from D2K in2 S&C..& was Walking 2 stage but still had FANGS on!We Started 😂& teeth Got Stuck
— Cher (@cher) May 30, 2014
Whoever sent pic of polar bear in distress … Please send it again ! Thanx in advance💖
— Cher (@cher) May 24, 2014
#Twizzlers SUCK ! TASTE LIKE RUBBER/PLASTIC/PETROLEUM SLUGE/CLOWN SHOES 😖 YEAH #REDVINES BLACK LICORICE HEAVEN 😇/NYC/ TAHITI👠💄👻🎂🍩🎶🎁🔮😎
— Cher (@cher) April 29, 2014
On way home after 14hr shoot. Every bone in Body Crying out “R U out of WHAT U LAUGHINGLY CALL YOUR MIND“Why doesn’t ANY1 Say UR2 f-ing OLD
— Cher (@cher) April 20, 2014
These are Hell ,Crunch days ! I HATE THIS PART >##*=¥£<~|{}>£•=,($):&@!;.!?!.;)|~>%{{%*••••¥FK
— Cher (@cher) March 5, 2014
I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry. It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye
— Cher (@cher) April 23, 2012
Going dentist.EVERYONE SHOULD BOYCOTT WALL MART ! They R BIGGEST SELLER OF GUNS IN U.S ! Pick Up Milk,Pick Up BULLETS. Shop TARGET.RT RT RT
— Cher (@cher) December 19, 2012
Brushing teeth,then, omg! NO EXCUSE 4 ME ! Pres Obama killed Bin Laden! Cher U might want 2 dial Down the passion & dial up brain 2 hand !
— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012
Whats going on with mycareer
— Cher (@cher) August 18, 2012
Just cause i cant spell or know Grammar doesn’t mean i don’t know Many things! HISTORY, Ancient Religion,War,Could go on,but id b a pain !
— Cher (@cher) September 5, 2012
If Darth Vader & Dracula got married & had a Baby,it would be Dick Cheney!OMG! Darth Is BLACK &Born on another Planet Dicks Not an AMERICAN
— Cher (@cher) July 31, 2012
Oh SHIT GUMMY BEARS fk
— Cher (@cher) July 27, 2012
Just cause i cant spell or know Grammar doesn’t mean i don’t know Many things! HISTORY, Ancient Religion,War,Could go on,but id b a pain !
— Cher (@cher) September 5, 2012
If Darth Vader & Dracula got married & had a Baby,it would be Dick Cheney!OMG! Darth Is BLACK &Born on another Planet Dicks Not an AMERICAN — Cher (@cher) July 31, 2012
