The Celebrity Sex-Tape Drinking Game

Celebrity sex tapes are rarely sexy, but they are ridiculously hilarious. So why not gather a few pals and remind yourself of celebrities like Kim Kardashian’s more humble roots?

*To follow all of these rules in the course of a single night may be dangerous; would not recommend*

Take A Sip When

• The celebrity’s face is in full view or there is full frontal.
• The sex is intercut with mundane scenes like Pamela Anderson driving in a car with Tommy Lee or Colin Firth’s cat.
• The camera shakes so violently you wonder if you’re turned on or motion sick.
• Every time the camera switches to night-time vision.
• The celebrity’s name is moaned
• There is a close up shot of a celebrities face and it’s a super unflattering angle and for a moment wonder if you’re watching a Gene Simmons, or Jabba The Hut.
• they switch between missionary and doggie style, reminding you their sex lives are just as boring as yours.
• Someone in your group laughs/ snorts/ recoils in fear.
• Someone wonders out loud how Screech was able to pull two ladies for his sex tape and you can’t help but think, “well, he’s fucking Screech, duh.”
• You watch Hulk Hogans sex tape and switch between feeling bad that he was secretly filmed, and being concerned about whether or not you’re about to watch a man die from oxygen deprivation.
• When you watch the Collin Farrell sex tape and remember it was probably filmed around the same time Daredevil was and that part of your childhood has been tainted.
• When you wonder how Rob Lowe is not in jail for his sex tape…

Finish Your Drink When:

• You imagine the cries of the star’s parents and PR reps when the tape first leaked.
• Someone suggests putting on Verne Troyer’s (from Austin Powers) sex tape.
• Someone in your group wonders out loud when (insert any celebrities name here)’s sex tape will leak.
• They get creative and do something like the Clevland Steamer or a Hot Carl.
• The cumshot happens
• The video ends and you wonder what your life has become to bring you to sit around and watch celebrities get exploited while you drank Bud-Lite and Pinnacle Whip Cream vodka.

*Any player who says “That’s hot” while watching One Night In Paris must immediately consume three shots and then promptly go sit in a fucking corner.