23 Hilarious Christmas Tweets To Get You Into The Holiday Spirit
What should I get gf for Christmas? She's allergic to beef so don't suggest hot injections.
— Ernie LuckMan (@ErnieLies) December 12, 2014
Change all the nouns in Christmas Carols to Fucktard
The children will love it.
Think of the children.— John Lurie (@lurie_john) December 6, 2014
i consider my presence a present. merry christmas everyone
— Alan Garner (@AIanHangover) December 12, 2014
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https://twitter.com/hamsandcastle/status/543122300573208576
https://twitter.com/IamEnidColeslaw/status/543078061789700096
https://twitter.com/sistersome/status/542769590707974145
https://twitter.com/FourEyedQueef/status/543046749330612225
https://twitter.com/GrowlyGrego/status/543039142867632129
https://twitter.com/wolfpupy/status/542990690917969920
https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/542966072480382979
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https://twitter.com/tbhjuststop/status/542884745974001664
https://twitter.com/robfee/status/542865850760704002
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