20 Of The Funniest Jokes You’ll Read All Day
you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes "sexual" the rest of the boys all agree that he is
— Many Eyes (@manyeyes_music) March 31, 2014
yes hello 911, i just accidentally liked my ex's vacation pic from 2004
— chuuch (@ch000ch) July 7, 2014
Texting wasn't always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You better click that 7 button FOUR TIMES.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) May 28, 2014
bury me wearing google glass so i can see how my funeral pics did on instagram
— conor hankinson (@ConorTripler) February 12, 2014
I’d rather be in a human centipede than a group text.
— rob fee (@robfee) October 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/424907190143832066
https://twitter.com/Lindzeta/status/213461456094629889
FUN PRANK: Leave a falcon to someone in your will, you never had a falcon, but everyone will be like "where the fuck is the falcon?"
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) May 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/greenteam15/status/288139651447914496
https://twitter.com/relatabledad/status/324901452730486785
https://twitter.com/blopt/status/477708596395126784
Has Missouri ever done a tourism ad with the slogan 'Missouri Loves Company?' If not, what is even the point of Missouri?
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) August 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/Ristolable/status/499692323630886912
https://twitter.com/ellaceron/status/508668640930328577
https://twitter.com/chetprtr/status/447070420454240256
I'm so gangster, I don't even report to Apple when Safari unexpectedly quits. Snitches get Stitches.
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) June 16, 2011
*passes thru suburbs* roll up ur window, son. this is a bad neighborhood. this is where ppl who comment on newspaper articles live
— TORMABLAS PARODYIACKLELALES (@Tormny_Pickeals) January 17, 2013
what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles
— elon mustard (@nice_mustard) September 19, 2012
