Shannon Deep

I look at him the same way I saw my mother once look at me the first time I had an ocular migraine.

When you date someone for years without getting engaged or married, there appears a wiggly line in the sand as far as how much a part of the family you are.

Compounding that problem is Facebook. Literally everyone you know from high school is getting married.

I am obsessed with money — but not in the Scrooge-McDuck-roll-around-in-a-pile-of-it-make-it-rain way. I am obsessed with my lack of it.