Scottie Demorts
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Scottie Demorts
How To Have Sex When You Hate Everyone
A tailor made guide on tricking chemically balanced humans into sleeping with you.
The 6-Step Guide To Post-Breakup Boning
I know it’s scary, but it is in fact perfectly achievable. Think of me as your shepherdess leading you to the land of Milk and Honey, to The Field of Dreams. Heed my words, dream-weavers, and you’ll be on the fast-track to makin’ it with hot, faceless, one-night-stand discards like there’s no tomorrow.