Scott Muska

Getting to know someone in a borderline interview setting.

She warns me that sometimes she gets car sick.

We spend most of our date talking about her other most recent date.

It’s actually pretty easy if you follow some of these steps.

One day you will wake up and feel different.

We’ve all done it. But just send a text. It’s really not that hard.

You’ll reason you would rather have her in your life as a friend than to not have her in your life at all.

It dawns on you, or you finally admit what you’ve been thinking for a while, while you’re lying in bed that morning, that they’re doing a slow fade — slow enough that you can’t really call them out on it without their calling you overbearing or crazy.

Love is not finite.

We’ve all been waiting around for that person to come in our lives. We just don’t want to wait that long, and we don’t want to be terribly inconvenienced by the process.

Sometimes you just need to have a good cry.

I think most teachers mean well when they’re doling out lessons and advice to the kids, but some of my teachers told me some definite fibs when I was growing up.

I respect a project manager’s position in the agency ecosystem, which makes me wonder what it would be like to have a project manager for my life outside of work.

10. Paula Cole does a TED Talk on where all the cowboys have gone.

Whoever first said “honesty is the best policy” is wrong. A little fib here and there is sometimes in the best interest of both parties.

4. The “Hot Take” extraordinaire:

10. Global warming isn’t a real thing and you know what? Neither is love. We’re all just fooling ourselves.

If you follow my horrible advice, you’ll have a Dad Bod in almost no time.