Sari Moon

That’s right. You can now use the internet to play with a group of cats at The Oregon Humane Society with little robot arms! Sadly, you only get 2 minutes with the little webcelebs, and they’re liable to ignore you entirely. But it’s really cute.

Two teenage boys, ages 15 and 16, have been accused of putting a kitten into a microwave and tossing it out a three-story window in the Juniata section of Philadelphia. Quick, somebody call 4chan! No, seriously.

A charity release for the Royal British Legion, the organizers of the song are hoping it’ll top charts in the UK next week to coincide with Remembrance Sunday. It has no sound at all, while the video (which seems to be, functionally, what users are ‘really’ paying for) shows people with various facial expressions set to ‘background noise.’

Pillow fight on a mothafuckin’ plane. Even the flight attendant gets involved, albeit against her will. Hope your Sunday’s lazy. Video’s inside.

At least in Michigan. Yep. Banned! What suburban-minded Republican state with a majority of out-of-touch 50 and 60 year-olds is gonna step up next?

Charlie Sheen is an interesting character. He loves alcohol and whores. He believes 9.11 was an inside job. He tried to inject cocaine and overdosed. He has had various children with various women. He is one of the highest paid television actors of all time. He banks 1.25 million per episode for his CBS show Two and Half Men. Once, he accidentally shot his girlfriend.