Sarah Packard
Sarah is a writer, performer, and professional dater living in Manhattan. You can find her unique brand of comedy & “Sexpertise” on TopRomp.com.
I’m A Smart (And Strong) Girl, If Abuse Can Happen To Me, It Can Happen To Anyone
From the beginning, the red flags were abundant.
8 Reasons We All Wish We Were 8 Again
Two more words: Sleep Overs.
How To Survive An Impromptu Booty Call In 18 Easy Steps
Make sure to selectively misspell words to show that you’re tipsy and having a great time.
11 Painstaking Lessons I Owe To My Mother
Never take yourself too seriously.
5 Concepts From Mean Girls That Hold True As You Get Older
4. “Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?”
15 Things That Happen When You (Finally) Get Your Own Apartment
12. Dating and having a normal sex life actually become possible.
15 Things Every Great Executive Assistant Knows
The more brilliant the person, the more eccentric and difficult the personality.
The Things I Wish I Could Tell You Now
When we went to couples therapy I secretly hoped that it wouldn’t fix us.
10 Little Ways Seamless Is The Best Boyfriend Ever
3. Instead of monopolizing your time, Seamless actually frees it up — Now you can focus on more important things, like Instagram and your Netflix queue.
Why Caring What People Think Is A Big, Fat Road To Nowhere
“If you are not into me, that’s your problem, and you are going to have to kind of work that out with whatever professionals you’ve hired.”
9 Ways You Know You’re Dating A Man, Not A Boy
A boy will text you at 1am wanting to “hang out.” A man will text you at 8 am to say Good Morning.