Sarah Packard

Be sweet and delete.

Each Monday I cash in one of my guilty pleasure chips and watch The Bachelorette. The initial trailer made it pretty clear that at some point in the season Kaitlyn has sex with one of the guys, and it becomes a huge scandal.

Stay just vulnerable enough to accept real love when it comes along and just guarded enough to protect yourself from the assholes.

His tagline was “How about we clean my apartment while drinking,” which I actually thought was quite humorous. Only thing was he wasn’t joking.

Fox News: The largest game of telephone gone horribly wrong.

It sounds crazy, but watching Chris, Nick, Josh and Marcus made me think that maybe I’d been going about this whole thing all wrong.

Don’t think of it as lying— just massaging the truth.

I want a man with excellent taste and style–who takes the utmost pride in his appearance. But he can’t be a pretty boy or dress too well and he certainly can’t look better than ME.

You don’t know that this one comment will cause her to isolate herself out of shame and disgust, too embarrassed to partake in normal summer activities.

There’s a reason why we have Book Clubs and not Worry Clubs.

Aww he likes dogs–I bet he’d make a great provider! The Price is SWIPE RIGHT!

Making a music video definitely won’t buy you class.