Samuel Spencer

Being beautiful and having a great body will be fine for a surprisingly long time but, as Bianca Del Rio so effortlessly put it, ‘beauty fades. Dumb is forever.’

Three months ago, I started doing drag.

I’ve always found it unhelpful to see depression as a mental illness.

Generally speaking, there are two types of shoppers: those who take a meticulous list of everything they want and need before they go to the store, and those who just run in grabbing everything that catches their eye, no matter whether they actually need it or not. And so it is with dating.

Either way, what I thought university would be like and what it is really like are about as different from each other as Robin Williams in DPS and Robin Williams in Jumanji.